Wednesday, 22 May 2013

Fish Island News...




It's been a funny week here and abouts Fish Island...


On Monday, by way of the wine, I attended an Extraodinary General Meeting of A.I.R (The Association Of Ironworks Residents)

I'm no longer a resident of that there development and I'm not about to reveal the details of the meeting, but in a meeting with the outgoing secretaries of said association a few days before the Extra Ordinary General Meeting, I learnt that Fish Island used to be a hive of

PORN PRINITNG!!!

Yes boss...

Printing has long been a mainstay around these parts, but little did I realise it was quite a lot about PORN?!?!


YES BOSS!!!

NO BOSS!!!

FORGET ALL THAT MURDEROUS BLOODY DEATH SHIT!!!

HERE'S THE REAL NEWS!!!


FISH ISLAND USED TO BE ALL ABOUT PRINTED PORN!!!

Apparently, Karen Brady is the daughter of a porn magnet!?!??

That never gets mentioned when she's cuddling up to Piers Morgan, Simon Cowell or Srrrrrrr Philip Green, nevermind when she's being touted as the NEW Margaret Thatcher...

but

YES!!!

That was her dads business and it was done all about here and it's exactly why she's nestled into the warm and soft nurturing bosom of porn magnets David Sullivan & David Gold - with whom she now works in their now more respectable game of football.



Everything comes back to base...



Yes boss, now that self same team are set to take over the old Olympic Stadium not a stones throw away from their old porny printing haunt with West Ham FC!??!



AIN'T LIFE WIERD!!!



It comes and it goes around






DOB




I don't mean to disparage that brave scout woman who had the

GINORMOUS FUCKING BALLS!!!

to have a polite and calm conversation with a knife wielding loon hell bent on REVENGE for the inequalities of the world...

(If it had been me there and then, I'd have been hiding or taking pictures of the corpse)



But there are of course much broader issues...



Yes boss...



KILLING, MUTILATION, CONQUEST AND UNCARING DEATH IS OUR BUSINESS!!!

IT HAS BEEN FOR A LONG TIME!!!

WE'RE VERY GOOD AT IT!!!

WORLD CLASS IN FACT!!!




I find it amazing these sorts of unpleasant revenge attacks don't happen more often...







HEROIC SCOUT LEADER TELLS IT LIKE IT IS!!!







Well what about this?!?!?

'Right now, it is only you versus many and you are going to lose'


Which could alternatively be put:

'Right now, it's only you poorly armed poor ass knife and car niggas verses a VERY WELL ARMED HEROIC BAND OF HIGHLY TRAINED HEROIC UNIFROMED HEROIC NEVER DONE HARM TO NO-ONE SOLDIERS AND THEY'RE FAR BETTER AND MORE EFFICIENT AT KILLING THAN YOU!!! 

THEY KILL HUNDREDS A DAY BITCH!!! 

WEAPONS LIKE YOU WON'T FUCKING BELIEVE MOTHAFUCKA!!!!

DRONES!!!

CRUISE!!!

STEALTH!!

TANKS!!! 

TORTURE!!!

MINI-NUKES!!!

FALSE FLAGS WE ALL LOVE TO SUCK UP AND SWALLOW WITHOUT A PEEP!!!

WE GOT THE WORKS BITCH!!! 

Now kindly move out the way and let me finish my shopping...

DIB DIB DIB!!!'






Wednesday, 24 April 2013

WE WON WE WON WE WON!!!








In particular...




http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/george-dubya-bush-writes-his-version-of-history-with-launch-of-presidential-library-8585198.html

The key thing in this here above title/story/link/myth is perhaps

'his version of history'

Yes boss...

What could possibly be in this alleged library of the young demented Bush???

Mr Men books maybe?!?! (if only he were so innocent)

Gay porn perhaps!??!?

The Argos Catalogue?!?!?

Shoe Catalogues!??!? (a guy threw one at me - I needed one to match it)

Maybe even WEAPONS catalogues!??!?

THE PHONE BOOK!??!

Errrrr...

How To Paint Your Feet The Easy Way....?

How My Government Conned The World Into Believing Crazy Plane Action Movies...

ARE REAL!!!!???


The MIND BOGGLES...





WHAT A WEEK!!!

Friday, 1 March 2013

NOT FOR MINORS!!!



Well...

It's a slow start to this blog, but I feel a some longer and more decent posts coming up in the not too distant future...

Meantime here's some cheap and harmless

FUN!!!

Yes boss, last night I caught up with Horton Jupiter & Dan Hayhurst both formerly of my favourite band of the last 10 years

they came from the stars i saw them

I've not seen Horton in more than 4 years, Dan I see far more often because his studio wherefore he makes his music as Sculpture is in this here building

Anyway, we didn't waste a lot of time catching up...

NO BOSS!!!

THERE WAS WORK TO BE DONE!!!

Here are a few samples in a series that looks set to

RUN AND RUN...