(before dance music got clever)
Wednesday 22 May 2013
Fish Island News...
It's been a funny week here and abouts Fish Island...
On Monday, by way of the wine, I attended an Extraodinary General Meeting of A.I.R (The Association Of Ironworks Residents)
I'm no longer a resident of that there development and I'm not about to reveal the details of the meeting, but in a meeting with the outgoing secretaries of said association a few days before the Extra Ordinary General Meeting, I learnt that Fish Island used to be a hive of
PORN PRINITNG!!!
Yes boss...
Printing has long been a mainstay around these parts, but little did I realise it was quite a lot about PORN?!?!
YES BOSS!!!
NO BOSS!!!
FORGET ALL THAT MURDEROUS BLOODY DEATH SHIT!!!
HERE'S THE REAL NEWS!!!
FISH ISLAND USED TO BE ALL ABOUT PRINTED PORN!!!
Apparently, Karen Brady is the daughter of a porn magnet!?!??
That never gets mentioned when she's cuddling up to Piers Morgan, Simon Cowell or Srrrrrrr Philip Green, nevermind when she's being touted as the NEW Margaret Thatcher...
but
YES!!!
That was her dads business and it was done all about here and it's exactly why she's nestled into the warm and soft nurturing bosom of porn magnets David Sullivan & David Gold - with whom she now works in their now more respectable game of football.
Everything comes back to base...
Yes boss, now that self same team are set to take over the old Olympic Stadium not a stones throw away from their old porny printing haunt with West Ham FC!??!
AIN'T LIFE WIERD!!!
It comes and it goes around
DOB
I don't mean to disparage that brave scout woman who had the
GINORMOUS FUCKING BALLS!!!
to have a polite and calm conversation with a knife wielding loon hell bent on REVENGE for the inequalities of the world...
(If it had been me there and then, I'd have been hiding or taking pictures of the corpse)
But there are of course much broader issues...
Yes boss...
KILLING, MUTILATION, CONQUEST AND UNCARING DEATH IS OUR BUSINESS!!!
IT HAS BEEN FOR A LONG TIME!!!
WE'RE VERY GOOD AT IT!!!
WORLD CLASS IN FACT!!!
I find it amazing these sorts of unpleasant revenge attacks don't happen more often...
HEROIC SCOUT LEADER TELLS IT LIKE IT IS!!!
Well what about this?!?!?
'Right now, it is only you versus many and you are going to lose'
Which could alternatively be put:
'Right now, it's only you poorly armed poor ass knife and car niggas verses a VERY WELL ARMED HEROIC BAND OF HIGHLY TRAINED HEROIC UNIFROMED HEROIC NEVER DONE HARM TO NO-ONE SOLDIERS AND THEY'RE FAR BETTER AND MORE EFFICIENT AT KILLING THAN YOU!!!
THEY KILL HUNDREDS A DAY BITCH!!!
WEAPONS LIKE YOU WON'T FUCKING BELIEVE MOTHAFUCKA!!!!
DRONES!!!
CRUISE!!!
STEALTH!!
TANKS!!!
TORTURE!!!
MINI-NUKES!!!
FALSE FLAGS WE ALL LOVE TO SUCK UP AND SWALLOW WITHOUT A PEEP!!!
WE GOT THE WORKS BITCH!!!
Now kindly move out the way and let me finish my shopping...
DIB DIB DIB!!!'
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