Wednesday, 22 May 2013

Fish Island News...




It's been a funny week here and abouts Fish Island...


On Monday, by way of the wine, I attended an Extraodinary General Meeting of A.I.R (The Association Of Ironworks Residents)

I'm no longer a resident of that there development and I'm not about to reveal the details of the meeting, but in a meeting with the outgoing secretaries of said association a few days before the Extra Ordinary General Meeting, I learnt that Fish Island used to be a hive of

PORN PRINITNG!!!

Yes boss...

Printing has long been a mainstay around these parts, but little did I realise it was quite a lot about PORN?!?!


YES BOSS!!!

NO BOSS!!!

FORGET ALL THAT MURDEROUS BLOODY DEATH SHIT!!!

HERE'S THE REAL NEWS!!!


FISH ISLAND USED TO BE ALL ABOUT PRINTED PORN!!!

Apparently, Karen Brady is the daughter of a porn magnet!?!??

That never gets mentioned when she's cuddling up to Piers Morgan, Simon Cowell or Srrrrrrr Philip Green, nevermind when she's being touted as the NEW Margaret Thatcher...

but

YES!!!

That was her dads business and it was done all about here and it's exactly why she's nestled into the warm and soft nurturing bosom of porn magnets David Sullivan & David Gold - with whom she now works in their now more respectable game of football.



Everything comes back to base...



Yes boss, now that self same team are set to take over the old Olympic Stadium not a stones throw away from their old porny printing haunt with West Ham FC!??!



AIN'T LIFE WIERD!!!



It comes and it goes around






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