surely there's something missing...

Whilst in the process of noncing the Daily Mail for sports news and freakshow stories, I found the below piece about a Golden Eagle apparently catching 'n killing a deer

in Russia...
 
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2430413/Unbelievable-moment-golden-eagle-pictured-swooping-DEER-trying-fly-talons-photographed-case-kind.html

Unbelievable moment a golden eagle is pictured swooping on a DEER and trying to fly off with it in its talons 'in first ever photographed case of its kind

 

WOW!!!

ALL THAT MUSCULAR FLYBOUND FLESH FIGHTING DOE EYED DEER TO THE VIOLENT DEATH IN THE SNOWY RUSSIAN OUTBACK!!!!

CAWWWWWWWW!!!!!


 
But wait a minute...



Isn't there something

QUITE OBVIOUS

missing...!?!??



YES BOSS!!!



BIG GAME WILD NATURE!?!?!



RUSSIA!??!



HEROIC RAW BONDING MACHO KILLING POWER MOMENT!?!?

Photo (C) Renski The Official Artist to Paul Giovanni £rd

tatoos don't get much better than this...

photo stolen from
http://www.stereotude.com/galleries/22-terrible-music-fan-tattoos/2025706

filling a page a day...

with what?



Well, my daughter started school this week.



It's a very strange moment is dropping them off in their uniform to join up with the
INC
for 6 and a half hours a day
+
for the next however many years...





Out come the teachers

OK!!! LINE UP PLEASE!!!

vague pleasantries

 

cutting

---------------

off



then it's

QUICK MARCH!!!

(polite and smiley)


 
The mums and dads watch or try and join in

and the kids have no real concept of the

QUICK MARCH!!!
or the importance of the line



yet...



One boy UTTERLY BEREFT!!!
gets pulled to the front



And in they go...

wine writing...

I'm doing it now:

Putting down words to persuade a bar in Bayswater that

THERE'S NOTHING BETTER THAN THE WINES I SELL FROM THE COMPANY I APPARENTLY CO-OWN AND RUN!!!



in words that I know nothing about!??!

 

BLAH BLAH

'well rounded and smooth'

BLAH BLAH

'mature with hints of spice'

BLAH BLAH BLAH

'EXCEPTIONAL!!!'

JUST BUY THE FUCKER!!! 

IT'S GREAT!!!



I might as well be standing on a street corner...


 
But pretending to sell wine with flouncey words perhaps beats having a normal well paying job that comes with decent money, security!??!



It probably doesn't.



There's nothing like the security of lazzzzzzziness and convenience........




I spent a half hour this morning chatting with THE NEW
 ..........................
ForEx trader
SAVING
1p in the LESS THAN pound 
on the bank foreign exchange rates

MONEY MONEY MONEY!!!

Next week I'll be talking to the dole about how we're taking on a new member of staff...



WIERD!!!



Perhaps the best thing about it all it's



HAS



got me writing words late at night

for the first time in a while...

watch 'em swim...

stuck up russians...

ALL THINGS BRIGHT AND BEAUTIFUL!!!