Wednesday 7 October 2015

CORBAYAAA MY LORD CORBAYAAA!!!




It's been a rumbling reality start to Jezzas forray into REAL WORLD politics.

Yes boss, in order to avoid disillusionment, I didn't tune in for his maiden speech to the Labour hoards. I did however hear and read it was disappointingly unromantic.

I've also read that almost immediately he's had to drop his grandiose loner ideas about the UK leaving NATO and perhaps even the EU. It also appears the Trade Unions, who's only concern is ever 'GETTING MORE PAY FOR MAKING MORE SHIT' have talked him out of any hope of phasing out Trident because it provides

JOBS!!!.

Yes boss, policy-wise Corbys about 8-0 down after a few minutes of the first half and even in Rugby that's not a good scoreline.
 
Oh and what happened to the Privy Council gig??? Is Corby in or not? Did he get down on his creakies and smear his well vaselined lips on the grizzled old bitchs ring (with his fingers crossed behind his back) so he could recieve SECRET SECURITY news all the other ELECTED MPs aren't allowed to hear but the g.o.b at the top (who has ABSOLUTELY NO POWER) is???

In all honesty, I doubt they even want him in on that - the kind of shit that gets discussed there isn't for well meaning corduroy commies who actually LISTEN to ordinary people and who have doubts about the reality of 9/11...

That kind of scene is for retarded public schoolboys who put their dicks in pigs ONLY!!!

And therein lies the MAIN complication for any air headed idealist gaining a proper position of power in the UK.
 
THIS ISN'T ICELAND!!!

Yes boss, the UK system is bigger and far nastier than any individual. If you go inside expecting to make any substantial change you're going to end up disappointing and being disappointed.

You either get suckered up and into it or ejected out.

End of story...



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