Thursday 8 October 2015

nice guy dave FARTING GREAT STREAMS OF SECURE AND SAFE SHIT FOR BRITAIN!!!



 
In contrast to Corbyns ambling and well meaning earnestness, the blue corners 'nice guy dave' Cameron is your quintessential shyster, shit eating professional politician with a heart so THICK, DUMB and HARD you could use it alongside a number of other LARGE bits of rock to shore up an endangered sandy beach....

Yes boss, never one to miss an opportunity to fart a GENUINE stream of shit out of his mouth, 'nice guy dave' has made the extraordinary claim that Corbers HATES BRITAIN and wishes Osama Bin Laden  is alive in his speech to the tory sheep?!?!?

Now let's examine this claim of 'nice guys' a little:

Yes boss, I'm no concise student of Jezzas back catalogue of writing and speeches, but I think what he ACTUALLY said in regard of Osama 'sleeps with the fishes' Bin Laden was that when the alleged CRACK Seal Team 6 broke into his alleged compound in Pakistan, it was really quite brainless to kill an unarmed TERRORIST MASTERMIND who it was said was responsible for the worlds greatest terrorist atrocity, when he could have been taken alive, debriefed, questioned, water boarded and put through a ridiculous and lengthy trial in some kangaroo court like ICC in The Hague...

Is that really so mad?!?!

I wouldn't say so.

No boss, far from being brainless and Britain hating, such a suggestion is in fact relatively sane, terror preventing and strategically astute isn't it??? If Binners was such a consummate bad guy, why not put the fucker in court and pump him for him info on his sins and his and his acolytes plans for the future!?!?

Of course, such a scenario relies on the alleged truth that it was Bin Laden who was killed in that house in Pakistan, which is almost certainly NONSENSE! Yes boss, much information would suggest the EVIL Bin Laden MYTH was a fairy story from beginning to end - but let's not get too far into that, the point here is that all Corbayaaa was saying was:

'If all that bullshit you spun about 9/11is true, we might as well have kept him alive- then we might win this ridiculous WAR OF TERROR rather than fighting it endlessly in money making circles. Capische?'

But NO!!!!!! That kind of logic apparently doesn't makes sense if you like the COLD and empty feel of a pigs mouth around your genitals.

No boss, TO BE A TRUE BRITISH PIG LOVING PATRIOT YOU HAVE TO NOT ONLY BELIEVE FAIRY STORIES, YOU HAVE TO IMAGINARILY KILL THE CHARACTERS 'N ALL!!!

OF COURSE THAT KEEPS US WRAPPED UP IN OUR BEDS SAFE!!!
 
THE BAD GUYS STAND NO CHANCE NOW!!!

UNLESS THAT BEARDED OLD AGE JARVIS COCKER CUNT GETS HIS FEET UNDER THE DESK!??!




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