HAIR TODAY!!!

Oh God..!?!?

I'm betting you wished you didn't wake up this morning...?!?! IT'S SO TERRIBLE!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!! THE WORLDS GONNA END!!!

HAIR MAN IS IN POWER!!!


Yes boss, the unthinkable has happened. An 8 bit spiv willy with a list of bankruptcies, self agrandisments, and sexual assaults, topped off with thin ice cream hair has got the top job in the world...?!?!!

SHOCK HORROR!!!


Now, I know there's a lot of fretting about this, but I really don't think there's anything in particular to worry about...

No boss, for a start I don't think the President really runs a damn thing - he or she is just a puppet figurehead.

And for seconds, most of Hair Mans ridiculous FEAR AND THREAT!!! hyperbole is just that.

Yes boss...

THERE WILL BE NO FUCKING WALL!!!

HE'S NOT GOING TO GET A SPECIAL PROSECUTOR ON HILARY!!!

HE WILL NOT RESURRECT AMERICAN INDUSTRY!!!

HE WON'T LOOK AFTER THE VETERANS!!!

AND HE WILL NOT MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!

HAIR MAN is just another lying little shit, saying what'll get him attention to gain publicity, to get IDIOTS jumping up and down (in favour or against) in order to get elected...

THIS IS WHAT POLITICIANS DO!!! They lie and misinform and exaggerate in the run up to an election, then once they're in, they do next to NONE of what they said they'd do, and they blame Congress or The Senate or £$£$ or I$I$ or their Auntie Fiona in Delaware beating them as a kid...


Mr Cool BRIGHT NEW ERA President Obama said he was going to close Guantanamo in the run up to his first election...

REMEMBER THAT!?!?

THAT HELLHOLE IS STILL FUCKING OPEN 8 YEARS LATER!!!

How kept to was that fucking promise...!?!?


Yes boss, if there's one thing that's characterised Trump as a man throughout his life (before he even thought about becoming a politician) it's changing the terms of a deal, lying and misleading, ducking and diving and PLAYING THE FUCKING GAME!!! And so what will happen now is that very little will change except more of the same American Impreialism dressed up as SAVING THE WORLD!!!


So....

NOTHING IS NEW!

IT'S SIMPLY RONALD REAGAN ALL OVER AGAIN!!!

CALM DOWN!!!

The show will go on

get back in your fucking seats

and keep enjoying the ride...!