'The CEO of Raytheon is here to see you Sir'

Today, by complete accident, I had the misfortune to hear that dirty little pig fucking SHYSTER Dave 'Nice Guy' Cameron deliver a speech to the House Of Commons, in which he set out his case for BRITAIN TO GET INVOLVED DIRECTLY IN ANOTHER WAR!!!

YES BOSS, APPARENTLY IT'S ONCE AGAIN TIME TO BOMB SYRIA!!!

Who'd have seen that coming?!?!

Yes boss, by now, we should  all know the script...

A BIG EVENT HAPPENS!!!

Last time re Syria, it was some alleged Chemical Weapons ANNIHILATION Assad had pulled off?!?!

HOWLS OF DERISION!!! HOW UTTERLY BARBAROUS!!! SMALL CHILDREN!!! WE MUST SEND BOMBS FOR THEM!!! BOMBS TO SET THEM FREE!!! BOMBS TO AVENGE THEM!!! YES!!! WE MUST BOMB NOW AND BOMB HARD!!!

('The CEO of Raytheon is here to see you Sir' 'EXCELLENT!!! Send him right in!')

But that fish didn't fly...

No boss, the media war wasn't won, people had heard all that shit about mystical 'chemical weapons' before. The ad campaign was too old, tired and unimaginative

So, it goes quiet...

What happens next?!?!

Perhaps, a meeting is had in the PR (PR has only ever been a shortening of Propaganda) department.

That meeting goes something like this :

'OK. Our 'Chemical Attack Campaign' didn't work!?!? Not enough people bought the Syrian war! We need a NEW idea!!! Something even more barbaric and despicable than the gassing of small children!!! Any ideas?'

'Headchopping?'

'Say that again Malcolm?' 

'Headchopping??'

'Headchopping - that's good Malcolm!!! The public'll really respond to that!!! YES!!! VERY VERY MIDDLE AGES  MALCOLM!!! VERY PULP FICTION!!!'

'Yeah, they could wear black balaclavas, and wear those guantanmo suits and-'

'VERY VISUAL MALCOLM!!! LET'S DO IT!!!'

And so follows a coupla years of very HEAVY propoganda about how these HEAD CHOPPING ISLAMIC FUCKING FREAKS dressed in black are more barbaric and worse that Hitler!!! THEY'RE MARAUDING!!! THEY'RE EVIL!!! THEY WEAR BLACK!!! THEY REMOVE HEADS!!!

YES BOSS,

THEY DON'T BLOW THEM OFF...

NO!!! They gently slice them off with sharp SILVERY clean knives..!!!

And you know what!?!?

THEY'RE THREATENING OUR WAY OF LIFE!!!

Some of them are even ENGLISH!!?!?!!

And so when enough NONSENSE hype has been grown up around the campaign, another quite unexpected

BIG EVENT!!!

occurs in Paris

and

AWAY WE GO!!!

HOW UTTERLY BARBAROUS!!! TEENAGE CHILDREN!!! WE MUST SEND BOMBS FOR THEM!!! BOMBS TO SET THEM FREE!!! BOMBS TO AVENGE THEM!!! YES!!! WE MUST BOMB FOR THEM NOW AND BOMB HARD!!!

('The CEO of Raytheon is here to see you Sir' 'EXCELLENT!!! Send him right in!')