Another long absence from
writing....!?? Almost a year...?!!?
I can however think of plenty of
excuses.
Yes boss : Time, space, inclination, INTEREST, having more interest in visual work, childcare, FEAR!!! TOO MUCH SHOUTING!!!, dirt, dust, booze and audience indifference, to name but more than 10
Yes boss : Time, space, inclination, INTEREST, having more interest in visual work, childcare, FEAR!!! TOO MUCH SHOUTING!!!, dirt, dust, booze and audience indifference, to name but more than 10
This hiatus has however to come to end...
Yes boss, I'm 41 (mental age now
aroundabout 18). If I'm lucky I've got 25 years before I descend into
DEEP DEMENTIA AND SENILITY!!!
THE CLOCK IS TICKING!!!
And I have yet to complete anything
like my best head of writing?
No boss, NO GREAT AND TIMELESS WORKS YET?!?!
Well...
Well...
Obviously I need to repair this before I start forgetting where the space bar is. Yes boss, I can
complete blurry messy pictures and demented paintings when I'm in the
old age funny farm! There'll be plenty of young nurses around who'll no doubt
be more than happy to pose, my imagination will be RUNNING RIOT!!!
AND I WON'T GIVE A FUCK!!!
'Oh, that's just Paul, he's beyond
retarded now, but his daughter said he could have been a contender...''
Yes boss, I look forward to the old
dogs home. I like old people. I like the way they become lighter and
more playful, careless and belligerent and just say EXACTLY what's on their mind. And so I look forward to sitting there in my fancy reclining chair (one of
those with levers on where bits pop out to help you relax or get up)
Yes boss, that's what I've instructed
my daughter
'As soon as there's any sign of
decline. Get me in one of those homes! I'LL LOVE IT!!! A cheap one mind, one where all
the freaks and impoverished misfits are, not some pricey and contented middle class hell hole with evening Yazz singalongs...'
My daughter is 7 and now she claims she won't do any such thing, but a few months of me splattering nonsense talk and SHREEEEEKING AT THE LIGHT!!! and she'll soon see the sense of the idea.
My daughter is 7 and now she claims she won't do any such thing, but a few months of me splattering nonsense talk and SHREEEEEKING AT THE LIGHT!!! and she'll soon see the sense of the idea.
Anyway...
WRITING TIME NOW IS OF THE ESSENCE!!! And due to a coupla turns of good
fortune as well plenty of dirty £$£$£ work so far this year, I
have a coupla months ahead with NO external £$£$£$£ work pressure
at all, no booze neither and so I'm focusing on writing.
TIME AND SPACE TO WRITE!!!
FUCKING WORDS!!!
The commitment is 1 blog per day and a finished draft of my book project
Let's see if I can hold it
together beyond Friday....?
BEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!
BEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!
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